MOH: Man of the house (boyfriend and part time husband). The most irritating, annoying, dogmatic, thick headed person I have ever met, but oh-so loveable.
Tard 1: Brother,critique, loyal supporter, needs anger management classes, terribly intelligent. I always joked that I had the looks but God gave him the brains.
Hairy monkey: Sister, vain pot, always laughs at my jokes, has a mouth full of metal and a brain to match. The nightingale of the family and has inherit the set of boobs that should have gone to me.
Mum/Maman: The pillar of support and common sense but has a terrible sense of humor. Believes in giving second chances to people who should have been disowned, left to die in the streets or become a monk.
Dad/ Pere: The wise man, also needs anger management issues, makes bad jokes, so bad that they are actually funny *cue my mothers laughter. Believes in his children potential even when others think we are a lost cause.
Li Yang: The wonderful, tactless, wise crack friend who once said “Oh, did your mother have turtle?” when actually she meant cancer. Everyone thinks she has a natural comedic timing. It helps that she can’t speak English very well.
Genie: Eugenie, hates being called Genie. A friend who more often then not has a very glamorous life but wants to live like a bohemian artisan.
Absolutely Fuzzy: The reason why I started blogging. It’s true, curiosity killed the cat and has become a very strange friendship,indeed.
Ov: Living the life of a privilege person but trying to make a stake of her own in this big bad world. Very cool, adventurous style and keen to dominate the world.
M to the Z: Jet Setter, travels and earns oodles of money. Biatch J. Super cook and baker and the nicest person you can ever hope to meet.
Debz: Witty, sarcastic, intelligent, tortured soul and excellent baker and cook.
